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Yeah.... hr rabu libur oi....... Ah, akhirnya ado jg hr libur. Rasanya sdh lamo dak nikmati hr libur selain minggu. I'am so happy.
Dak apolah walau cuma sehari, setidaknya 1 hr tu bebas dr angkat telp dan bebas dr pertny2 org2 yg setiap hr cuma tny mslh PPN atau program.
Ah, setidaknya lbr 1 hr aku bs cr solusi mslh SQL yg bikin pusing krn sdh 2 hr dak temu2 crnya sebenarnya terlebih krn aku dak ado wkt utk cr mslh itu.

Yg teramat penting adalah "AKU BS BANGUN SIANG". Yeah............

Ada 1 hal gilo lg yg aku temui hr ini: P'School (ktr sebelah) mau adoin seminar EQM (Emotional Quality Management) bln dpn. Acrnya 2 hr dr jam 9 sampe jam 5. Bs dpt setifikat sm lunch+ coffee break. Yg bikin GILO adalah hrg tiketnya "1.950.000"/org,- Dak salah apo dio jual tu tiket?
Emang sih mnrt di acrnya berkualitas tp ini PLG bung, siapo yg mau beli cb.
Dak mikir tu org dan yg perlu diketahui lg acrnya di sblh ktr aku bukan dihotel jd itu hrg benar2 dak wajar deh.
Tinggal lht be apo dio bs sukses dgn acr tu. Kalau dpt ikut gratis sih lumayan he..he...
Walau blm pasti ada manfaatnya ikut itu acr.

Yo wis lah, aku hrs trainning 1 org utk surya sltn. Tp org ini terlalu pendiam jd susah, dio cuma iyo2 be semua omongan aku. Bingung sebenarnya dio bs dak sih.

Ok lah ...bye...

Gawe gawe gawe...
Idup aku penuh dgn kato kato "Buy 2, 2nd piece half price!!"
Krn boss aku skrg ado promosi, 50% off 2nd item.
Toko kami d Hollanf Village belakangan ini sepi nian. Jd lambat nian rasonyo waktu berlalu. Males... Mudah2an audit firm itu cpt cpt tlp ak suruh gawe la. Capek aku jualan baju, caknyo ado tambah bengak, otak dak bergerak2. Kamu2 doain biar audit firm itu cpt dikit telp aku y.

To Alam: Oi, maling2 foto yg aku ambil taruh di Friendster tanpa ijin y...
Haha... Jk jk...

WAH!
I can finally get in.
so stupid you know.
the email is @yahoo.com and i put @hotmail.com.
and i thought it was the password.
hahaha.
i had to try to get the "correct password" before i realised that it was yahoo, not hotmail.
LOL.

anw,
i havent finished my hw.
gonna die alrdy.
good thing tmr no sch.
still can chiong.
wait.
I DON'T NEED TO DO MY MATHS YET!!!!
coz,
tuesday follow monday timetable.
YES!!!!!
can chiong my chinese and Science 1st.
haiyo.
and tmr gt piano lesson again.
very sian lor.

and and and,
i am feeding the ants!!!!!
with poison, that is.
I'm so happy.
omg.
Doso ak banyak nian.
i'm so smart right.
i used the sentence like a pro.
LOL.

omg.
what the hell is this song????
it sounds so funny.

ok.
i changed it.
very good.
shit.
this sounds weird as well.
wait.
i think it's ok nw.
LOL.
i think sounds a bit like some of those cinderella-little mermaid-beauty and the beast-aladdin-song.
and i forgot about sleeping beauty and snow white.
and those other disney movies.
i love them.
i love disney.
don't you love disney?
it's so fascinating.
you know, like how he come up with such nice storylines.
and mickey mouse is also very nice.
everything disney makes is nice to me.

bah.
my post is so long.
later ko alam say i post very long and the post is very confusing coz it's in english.
haiyo.
but nvm lah,
i use normal english.
not those you use in compos and stuff.
so i can strike out the sentence on top.

i think we shld change the skin.
it's very ugly.
and mama talks very very softly.
i hafta go and ask her to repeat again and again.
ok.
she left.
i dont know why.
i think she needs to do smth.
ok.
she's back.
OMG!!!!
MAMA WANNA CUT MY BONGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND SHE'S INSISTS TO CUT IT!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's not cutting it yet.
YES!!!!
i shall take it and hide it somewhere where she cannt find it.
MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

and,
yesterday was learning fest and speech day.
it sucked.
so boring you know.
want to sleep also cannot sleep.
haiyo.

and nw mama's saying about striking ToTo.
den she can accompany me everyday.
haha.
i wanna strike ToTo too!!!

ok.
My post is getting too long and naggy.
ok.
byebye nincompoops.
---------------------------------------- edited --------------------------------------------
i just realised that the post wasn't too long after all.
ok.
now i can continue to blabber rubbish.

so, where was I?
oh yes.
i wanna be rich so that i can drive a limo and a convertible.
most preferably the German Horch.
or maybe some other outrageously expensive convertible.
just as long as it's very very expensive.
hahaha.
(that laugh is supposed to be evil)
and,
i want a horse.
i dont want a pony coz it's too small for me.
and it will die if i sat on it, considering the amount of fats i have by then.
it's be bouncy and squishy and, and, and,
darn it.
i ran out of adjetives to descibe the fats.
OMG.

is my post too long now?
sry sry sry.
i know i talk a lot a lot of crap and rubbish that doesnt make sense.
wait.
i DOES make sense.
anyway,
i shall end my post here.

hello fellow nincompoops.
this is the 10th post.
isn't this exciting?
let's have a cake to go with the happy ocassion.
tada!!!
isnt this great?
but i think it's too small.
nvm.
you can have it.
and you can eat ur computer too.
i dont mind.
LOL.
i'm hungry.
i wanna have Big Mac.
it looks so nice.
it is nice.
i hate school.
i wanna stay at home and sleep.
and watch tv and eat BigMac.
LOL.

let's sing a song!!!
baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
yes sir yes sir three bags full.
shit.
strike that out.
i am so bored that i resorted to singing idiotic songs!!!
this is very very serious.
I shall die.
byebye.

Kemaren2 t dak tau ike cacingan apo idak... karena buritnyo kato dio gatel2 jadi wong kiro dio cacingan. Jd serumah t makan obat cacing galo... la cak seru2 nean dak taunyo dio cuma diare....

Gilo hr ini aku lao sai, laju Len hrs ganti ke aku gawe.
Sdh boker 3 kali dlm 3jam terakhir ini. Pantat la sakit nian ini rasonyo. Aneh y ngapo pacak manusio itu memproduksi eek sbyk itu? Jd kalo bagi org yg dak boker tiap hr, eeknyo jd sbyk eek gajah dak y? Kl sebesak eek gajah ckmn flush-nyo y toilet tuh?

Aiy, aku nih sdh agak dak bnr. Masak posting ttg boker. Sangat2, bnr2, betul2, nian2 tidak anggun. Tsk tsk...

~San

this thingy sucks.
i dont understand a single word.
even control panel is written as panel kontrol.
this is dumb.
i hate it.

and,
i saw someone's butt yesterday.
coz,
her racial harmony costume was quite short.
and her jeans were very very low rise.
so,
i have a perfectly fine view of the crack of her butt.
and she's an abu neh neh.
bah.
the view wasnt very nice.
in fact,
it gave me nightmares.
and i stepped on ce san's head again.
and,
i saw someone's back too.
coz,
she didnt zip her dress properly.
and,
the dress is PINK.
OH MY GOD.
ewwwwww.
its PINK.
gosh.
and alot alot of people wore costumes.
and only 2 people in my class wore costumes.
so,
i said,
we can get the 'most unenthusiastic class' award.
and we shall be so happy about it,
coz we are all nincompoops.
so,
we will all cheer and cheer and cheer for being the most unenthusiastic class.

and,
the indonesian version of 'publish post' is super duper uber long.
i hate it.
i dont understand a single word.
good thing i post alot.
if not i'll have to open my blogger account and see the meaning.

ok ppl.
be happy.
but dun wear short shirts or low rise jeans,
coz ppl will see the crack of your butt and go," OH MY GOD. EWWW."
and they will post about your butt.

goodnight nincompoops.

~Lin

Eh san, jgn2 cwk tu suka sm u. Hati2 gek dipelet lho ha3x.
San, ditny tuh brp hrg darah 1 kantong? Mahal dak? he..he...

Hr ini aku ngantuk nian. Gara2 lembur semalem skrg mata sm kepala aku berat bo. Pinggang sakit pulo. Untung hr ini bs selesai jd bs tdr puas2. Ah capek.......
Setelah 1 mggu dak nongol2 ternyata hr ini org dinas kebersihan tu dtg lg. Heran aku sm org tu, bebel nian. Dak ado male sm sekali. Sdh diusir2 msh dtg jg. Mana muncul tiba2 pulo cak hantu be.
Tp hr ini berhasil usir dio dgn sukses tanpa perlu marah2 he3x. Krn semua org sibuk jd dak ado yg dengerin ocehan dio, dak ado yg ladenin dio ngomong so mgkn krn dongkol jd dio pegi jg. he..he.. mdh2an dak usah dtg lg. Bosen lht muko dio mano dak cakep pulo he..he....

Skrg ini byk film br yg diputer di bioskop tp aku rs sebagian kalian pasti udah nonton.
kpn mau karoke lg? Ado free 1 jam tinggal tambah 1 jam lg be he..he...

udah ye, nak balek dl aku. Ngantuk.... bye

~ni

Buat yg disano yg ntn rame2 n dak ajak2 aku terus nak ambok2i pulo, awas y!!!

Aku disini menderita kesepian dan kebosanan, krn hrs jago toko yg super sepi krn ujan sepjg hari. Novel2 aku yg aku bl dr Plmbg b sdh abis aku baco. Jd kl ado yg nak dtg titip novel yg bagus oi!

Cowok yg jago toko disebelah toko aku itu y super jijik, sebut saja dio A. Si A tuh y hr ini belii aku minuman dan makanan melulu y. Kl b dio tuh super cakep cak Wang Lee Hom, sdh berbunga2 pasti hati aku. Tp berhubung orgnyo pendek, gemuk, jelek, jorok n dak kayo, aku tolak minuman n mknan dr dio. Tp kaleng minuman pertamo aku terimo krn tkt gek dio tersinggung. Tp bnr2 najis y tuh cowok. Sayang katek pau utk ecak ecak jd cowok aku! haha!

Yo sdh cak itu dl la. Ngantuk aku. Bsk hrs kesekolah ado workshop.

Posting la y yg sering sering.

~San

Sepupu2 ku tercinta, blog sering2 y...

Ak kmrn2 balek ke Plmbg jd bokek abis. Smp2 wkt aku balek ke sini keesokan harinyo hrs lgsg jual darah sekantong! Haha! Yo idak la... Aku sumbang darah bareng tmn aku. Krn di Plmbg sdh byk buat dosa, cak tengah mlm hidupi AC trs buat apho kedinginan dan akhirnyo Ike yg keno marah, dan akunyo tenang2 b tiduk smp bsk siang.

Trs y suster perawat yg tanganin (urusi, aku dak di 'tangani' = 'goco' dio) tuh y katek agok nian. Sdh tusuk2 aku pake jarum super besak segalo eh malah pergi kang ko. Kantong darah aku sdh penuh dak di agoki-nyo. Smp2 hrs aku panggil... Seraso cak jarum tuh nak copot krn tekanan darahnyo, yg jg krn darahnyo dak bs ngalir lg krn kantong tuh sdh penuh. Ssdh aku panggil b y dio cak cak dak tau itu! Jd skrg tangan aku yg bekas di tusuk jarum itu ado 'oh-chii' (item-ijo). Mampus la aku. sakit nian pulo. Aku lupo catet namo tuh org! Dak la, kasihan dio gek kl di complain. Doso aku sdh byk, jgn di tambah2 lg. Gek disuruh balek jalan kaki pulo *dak nyambung*.

Aku, Len n Lin br selesai berenang. Hrs olahraga krn kmrn di Plmbg mkn non-stop. Plmbg tercinta tuh bnr2 biang kerok y. Sdh bikin aku bokek skrg bikin aku gemuk! Haha! Idak la, baseng b.

-San yg cantik, baik hati, tidak sombong, gemar menabung, rajin bantu ibu, ketek busuk, dan boker tiap hari.

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